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PLOT: A couple of archeologists and a documentary crew head inside a newly-discovered pyramid and encounter Anubis, the half-jackal, half-man creature who proceeds to tear them apart. REVIEW: Horrendous. Godawful. Deplorable. These words don’t even sum up how bad THE...
PLOT: When an archeologist team find themselves delving into a mysterious underground pyramid, they make a harrowing discovery. It seems some of the ancient beliefs written on the walls may be true, and they are about to witness them firsthand....
This review originally ran as part of JoBlo.com's TIFF 2014 coverage. PLOT: A young woman (Reese Witherspoon) hits the Pacific Crest Trail after suffering through a messy divorce and the death of her mother (Laura Dern). REVIEW: After a rough...
PLOT: A veteran CIA agent (Nicolas Cage) discovers that he’s suffering from an advanced case of dementia. With only a short amount of time left before his eventual decline, he becomes obsessed with tracking down the terrorist mastermind who once...
PLOT: On the night of their annual haunted-house Halloween bash, a harem of sadistic sorority sisters invite a series of single ladies, only to subject them to wildly violent hazing rituals. Welcome to The Scarehouse! REVIEW: Ever the adorer of...
PLOT: A single mother, struggling with an unruly son, is suddenly confronted with a storybook called The Babadook, which slowly but surely inserts itself into her psyche and sends her spiraling out of control. REVIEW: Jennifer Kent‘s THE BABADOOK is...
PLOT: Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private must join up with an undercover operative of animals trying to protect the cute and cuddly. Their mission, to stop Dave the octopus who harbors some jealousy issues, ones he’d like to take out...
PLOT: When a wealthy businessman steals their product, Nick, Kurt and Dale once again come up with a wholly illegal way to get revenge. REVIEW: The main problem with HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 is that it's undisciplined; I know that sounds...
PLOT: Three Texas teens are coerced into ripping off a local syndicate when one of them foolishly steals $20,000 from a psychotic local gangster (Mark Pellegrino). REVIEW: While movies like BOYHOOD, BIRDMAN or the latest Marvel blockbusters will probably get...
PLOT: A blind Vietnam veteran moves into a retirement community is almost immediately assaulted by a werewolf. Knowing it will strike again in one month, he must prepare himself for one last battle. REVIEW: LATE PHASES introduces a few new...
