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PLOT: With COBRA agent Zartan now posing as the US president (Jonathan Pryce), the G.I Joe’s are ambushed and mostly wiped out. The survivors of the attack, Roadblock (Dwayne Johnson), Flint (D.J Cotrona) and Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki) are joined...
PLOT: A motorcycle stuntman becomes a bank robber to support his family. A police officer must decide between corruption and his own conscience. A high schooler in search of the truth about his father must confront his own legacy. REVIEW:...
PLOT: After Cobra Commander takes control of the United States government, the G.I. JOES find that they have enemies in high places. This brings down a deadly ambush upon our heroes leaving the Joes under fire. In order to fight...
ON THE ROAD was originally reviewed as part of our TIFF 2012 coverage. PLOT: The adventures of Sal Paradise (Sam Riley), a young writer on a cross-country odyssey, who hooks up with an enigmatic drifter named Dean Moriarty (Garrett Hedlund)....
PLOT: A couple vacationing in South America discover a small island populated solely by children who are mysteriously driven to kill any adult they can get their hands on. REVIEW: I’d much rather be reviewing WHO CAN KILL A CHILD?...
PLOT: A demoted secret service agent, Mike Banning (Gerard Butler), is the nation’s only hope when Washington D.C is attacked by North Korean terrorists, who seize the White House and the president (Aaron Eckhart). REVIEW: Remember the nineties? Back then,...
PLOT: Portia (Tina Fey) is a Princeton admissions officer with a well-ordered, quiet life. However, this peaceful- if unfulfilling existence is thrown into disarray when John (Paul Rudd)- a teacher at an alternative high school, walks into her life with...
PLOT: Four bored college girls (Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, & Rachel Korine) rob a fast food restaurant on a whim, and use the money to go on spring break in Florida. While indulging in a non-stop orgy of...
PLOT: THE CROODS follows the adventures of a family of cavemen who find themselves in the midst of an ever-changing world. Afraid to leave the confines of their humble abode – a small cave – their oldest daughter comes across...
PLOT: Two Las Vegas magicians are forced to confront their dwindling popularity in the face of a bold new rival, an outlandish street performer. REVIEW: It’s no comedic masterpiece, hell, it’s not even traditionally “good”, but there’s something quite charming...
