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PLOT: If you don’t know this story already, shame on ya! Here it goes anyways. Space Miners responding to a distress signal, accidentally bring back a phallic symbol heavy and deadly Xenomorph onto their spaceship, one that goes on to...
Note: This review was originally published as part of our Sundance 2012 coverage in January, PLOT: A group of petty criminals are hired to steal a VHS tape from a spooky mansion. But first, they’ll have to go through the...
PLOT: Two reporters and a couple of lost souls team together to free a potentially wrongly convicted man in 1960s Florida. REVIEW: THE PAPERBOY as a whole can be summed up in one giddily tawdry, borderline embarrassing sequence (perhaps you’ve...
Look out for The Arrow’s review of the film this week! PLOT: A group of thieves break into a house and rummage through an assortment of mysterious tapes on the behest of a shady individual; each tape provides peculiar a...
(This review was originally posted on September 15th, 2011, as part of the TIFF) PLOT: Bob Pickler (Ty Burrell) is the butter-carving champ of the Midwest, and along with his domineering wife, Laura (Jennifer Garner) is the idol of his...
(This review was originally posted on September 17th, as part of the TIFF) PLOT: After losing his wife to a vicious human mob, Count Dracula (Adam Sandler) starts HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA, a refuge for holidaying monsters. On his daughter Mavis’ (Selena...
PLOT: After dying in combat, Bart returns from the grave, pretty much the way he used to be – except for the fact that he has an unquenchable thirst for blood and his flesh is rotting off. Teaming up with...
You can read Chris Bumbray’s LOOPER review right here! PLOT: In a future where time travel exists but is only utilized by criminals, a hitman for a crime syndicate finds himself in a metaphysical bind when his future self comes...
PLOT: After one of their conspiracy theorist subjects mysteriously vanishes, two documentary filmmakers get deeply ensconced in a horrific secret society ritual. REVIEW: Christopher MacBride’s low-budget Canadian feature debut, THE CONSPIRACY, fresh off its Fantastic Fest premiere, is a movie...
PLOT: A once-brutal warrior who has renounced his violent ways finds himself on a quest to save a young woman from a vicious and demonic army. REVIEW: SOLOMON KANE is a lot more enjoyable than it has any right to...
