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PLOT: Juan (Alberto Ammann) – an expectant young father-to-be, just got a job as a prison guard in one of Spain’s most dangerous supermax facilities. Before starting work, he decides to take a guided tour of the facility, but he’s...
PLOT: A diamond broker (Nicolas Cage) and his wife (Nicole Kidman) are held captive in their sprawling estate by a gang of thugs, who are convinced that the couple is hiding $200,000 in stones. Knowing they’ll be killed if they...
PLOT: A teenaged girl, Lisa Cohen (Anna Paquin) indirectly contributes to a bus accident, which claims the life of a woman (Alison Janney) who dies in her arms. Feeling guilty for her role in the accident, Lisa tries to get...
PLOT: Martha (Elizabeth Olson) is a young woman who’s spent the last two years living as part of a cult headed by the charismatic Patrick (John Hawkes). Having escaped, she moves in with her sister, Lucy (Sarah Paulson) and brother...
PLOT: A mentally unstable parking garage attendant obsessed with the original HUMAN CENTIPEDE film decides it’s time he makes a centipede of his own. Only problem is, he’s no doctor; he’ll have to improvise… REVIEW: If we’re to judge movies...
PLOT: Butch Cassidy is alive and well and living in Bolivia under the name James Blackthorn. His outlaw days long past, he has finally decided to return to the son he has never met. His plans change when a stranger...
PLOT: A mentally disabled parking garage attendant from England is obsessed with the movie THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. He watches it at work, creates scrapbooks and even masturbates to it using sandpaper. Not content to just be a film lover, he...
PLOT: Governor Mike Morris (George Clooney) is a presidential hopeful in the midst of the Democratic Primary in Ohio. His top flak, a media maestro named Stephen Myers (Ryan Gosling) is a young and ambitious idealist- in constant conflict with...
PLOT: Ex-boxer Charlie Kenton has a problem. Not only does he owe too much money due to bad bets on robot boxing, his ex-girlfriend has died leaving him with their eleven-year-old son Max. Thankfully, the ex’s sister wants the boy,...
NOTE: Being that The Arrow aka John Fallon is abroad at the moment, he will be reviewing Dream House late. PLOT: A big-city book editor, Will Atenton (Daniel Craig) relocates his family; consisting of his wife Libby (Rachel Weisz), and...
