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PLOT: After an unexplained plague turns most of the world’s population into bloodthirsty vampires, a suddenly orphaned teenager by the name of Martin must team up with a mysterious man known only as “Mister”, a savvy loner armed only with...
PLOT: Hanna (Saoirse Ronan) is a sixteen-year-old unlike any other. Raised by her father, a former CIA agent named Erik Heller (Eric Bana), in the wilderness, and trained to be the perfect assassin- Hanna now finds herself alone in the...
PLOT: A low-key, regular guy (Rainn Wilson) transforms himself into a super hero called The Crimson Bolt, after his addict wife (Liv Tyler) falls under the sway of a local drug lord (Kevin Bacon). He’s joined on his quest by...
PLOT: When a young couple, Josh (Patrick Wilson), and Renai (Rose Byrne) move their growing family into a new home, they become plagued by a supernatural entity that has designs on their newly comatose son. REVIEW: In many ways INSIDIOUS...
PLOT: Thomas Luster has got problems. Despite a successful art dealership and an ostensibly normal existence, he suspects his wife of cheating with their pretentious neighbor, he can’t sleep and, most importantly, when he does sleep, he does things he...
PLOT: A telekinetic rubber tire goes on a killing spree in a small town deep in the California desert. REVIEW: Well, I’ll say this: RUBBER is without a doubt, the best killer tire movie you’ll ever see. Sarcasm aside, RUBBER...
PLOT: Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne) have barely moved into their new home when things start going bump in the night. After a few strange incidents send their eldest son Dalton into a coma, the increasingly frazzled couple...
PLOT: Colter Stevens (Jake Gyllenhaal), a helicopter pilot serving a tour in Afghanistan, wakes up on board a commuter train in Chicago, with his consciousness somehow transferred to another man’s body. After a few minutes, the train blows up, and...
PLOT: Jackass is back with a series of new, never-before-seen stunts and pranks that didn’t find their way into JACKASS 3D. From a frightening fire walk for Steve-O to Chris Pontius using his penis as a cat toy, there is...
Review by: Karate Chop Hawk I was able to attend an advanced screening of Fright Night 3D a few nights ago. Fright Night is one of my all time favorite vampire movies so the fact they were remaking it and...
