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PLOT: A porn star, Elektra Luxx (Carla Gugino) retires from the biz after she discovers she’s pregnant. REVIEW: ELEKTRA LUXX is director Sebastian Gutierrez’s follow-up to WOMEN IN TROUBLE, an earlier ensemble comedy that featured a lot of the characters...
PLOT: In this re-imagining of “Little Red Riding Hood””, Valerie (Amanda Seyfried) is a beautiful young woman, living with her parents (Billy Burke & Virginia Madsen) in a tiny Medieval village. Her parents arrange for her to marry Henry (Max...
PLOT: A rag-tag group of marines, led by the heroic Staff Sergeant Nantz (Aaron Eckhart) defend Los Angeles after a worldwide Alien invasion. REVIEW: BATTLE: LOS ANGELES was probably pitched to studio execs as BLACK HAWK DOWN meets INDEPENDENCE DAY,...
PLOT: As the final stage of initiation into a prestigious college fraternity, pledges are instructed to don a mask and rob a convenience store. Of course, the ritual is bogus, with each pledge being stopped before going through with the...
PLOT: Kyle is a popular student who has everything he wants. Told by his father repeatedly that looks are everything, he strives to be his best in every way, shape, or form. Yet he treats those “beneath him” with contempt...
PLOT: David Norris (Matt Damon) is a promising young politician, who- after a crushing defeat, meets and falls in love with a dancer, Elise (Emily Blunt). There’s just one problem; David was never supposed to fall in love with Elise,...
PLOT Rango (Johnny Depp) is a pet chameleon that’s left to fend for himself after his terrarium is shattered in a traffic accident. He stumbles upon a small desert town called Dirt, which is inhabited by other desert creatures, and...
PLOT: Uxbal (Javier Bardem) is a small time hustler, who makes his living supplying illegal immigrants to work in the sweatshops of Spain. Barely scrapping by, with two children to support, and a bi-polar, drug-addled ex-wife, Uxbal discovers that he’s...
PLOT: After pushing their wives to the brink of rationality, two suburban salesmen (Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) are given a hall pass: one week off of marriage to do whatever they want. REVIEW: I was a bit skeptical going...
PLOT: Sassy and sexy waitress Piper (Amber Heard) get more than she bargained for when she picks up a hitchhiker named Milton (Nicolas Cage). Turns out, he’s ummm…dead, and has escaped from hell to kill Jonah King (Billy Burke), the...
