Movie Reviews

Review: The Promotion

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

Plot: Doug (Seann William Scott) is an assistant manager at a local grocery store, trying to save enough money to make a better life for him and his wife (Jenna Fischer). When a managerial position opens up at a new...

Review: Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

Rating: 6/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: A couple of hours after Harold and Kumar decided to take that fateful trip to White Castle in New Jersey, another adventure begins. The pair decide that Harold probably should get laid, and since he finally spoke to Maria,...

Review: Deception

Rating: 3/10

Posted 18 years ago

Plot: A lonely accountant (Ewan McGregor) is drawn into an underground sex club called “The List” by a mysterious new friend (Hugh Jackman). When one of the women he meets through “The List” goes missing, he finds himself embroiled in...

Enchanted

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Kevin Lima Writer: Bill Kelly Producers: Barry Josephson, Barry Sonnenfeld Actors: Amy Adams as Giselle Patrick Dempsey as Robert James Marsden as Prince Edward Plot: An animated fairy tale hottie is banished into the “real world” (aka...

Review: Enchanted

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

“…if your girlfriend is sick of you forcing her to watch the STAR WARS trilogy all over again, or anything with the name Scorsese or Tarantino on it, I honestly think this is a fun enough movie to consider for...

Review: Jumper

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"Not the deepest film of the year, nor the one that will stay with you for days on end, but certainly one that generates a lot of cooler possibilities for any future follows-up." JoBlo reviews "Jumper" JOBLO NOTE: Since my...

Jumper

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Doug Liman Writer: David Goyer, Jim Uhls, Simon Kinberg Producers: Lucas Foster, Simon Kinberg, Stacy Maes Actors: Hayden Christensen as David Samuel L. Jackson as Roland Rachel Bilson as Millie Plot: A young boy discovers that he...

Review: 27 Dresses

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

“It’s ‘chick flicks’ like this that give all chick flicks a bad name.” JoBlo reviews “27 Dresses” JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount...

27 Dresses

Rating: 4/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Anne Fletcher Writer: Aline Brosh McKenna Producers: Gary Barber, Roger Birnbaum, Jonathan Glickman Actors: Katherine Heigl as Jane James Marsden as Kevin Ed Burns as George Plot: A hot looking girl with a kickass body and a...

Review: The Bank Job

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

“…the first five minutes includes about five different tit-shots and for that alone…you gotta figure that the movie can’t be all bad!” JoBlo reviews “The Bank Job” JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few...

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