Movie Reviews

Review: Michael Clayton

Rating: 0/10

Posted 19 years ago

"The film was effective though, and certainly recommendable to anyone who enjoys legal thrillers and/or middle-aged character studies…starring people who look like George Clooney!" JoBlo reviews "Michael Clayton" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past...

Review: Sweeney Todd

Rating: 0/10

Posted 19 years ago

"This is one of those ‘Either you like it or you don’t’ movies, and despite it looking 100% ‘up my alley’ on paper, I was bored out of my skull during many a scene in this film, and…" JoBlo reviews...

Sweeney Todd

Rating: 5/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Tim Burton Writer: John Logan Producers: John Logan, Laurie MacDonald, Walter Parkes, Richard Zanuck Actors: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman Plot: A beautiful young barber is taken away from his beautiful young wife and child,...

Review: No Country for Old Men

Rating: 0/10

Posted 19 years ago

"If you’re a fan of the Coens, of course…this one’s a no-brainer." JoBlo reviews "No Country for Old Men" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the...

No Country for Old Men

Rating: 7/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Ethan and Joel Coen Writer: Ethan and Joel Coen Producers: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Scott Rudin Actors: Josh Brolin as Llewelyn Javier Bardem as Anton Tommy Lee Jones as Ed Plot: A good ol’ country boy with...

Review: Ratatouille

Rating: 0/10

Posted 19 years ago

"I personally don’t get the fuss." JoBlo reviews "Ratatouille" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount of films as before, but I’ll be slapping...

Ratatouille

Rating: 5/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Brad Bird, Jan Pinkava Writer: Brad Bird Producers: Brad Lewis Actors: Patton Oswalt as Remy Lou Romano as Linguini Janeane Garofalo as Colette Plot: A rat with a penchant for cooking finds himself under one of the...

Review: Jumper

Rating: 7/10

Posted 19 years ago

Plot: David Rice (Hayden Christensen) is a jumper. He can teleport at will, and has used his power to rob banks and build a comfortable lifestyle for himself. His world comes crashing down after an encounter with Roland (Samuel L....

Review: George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead

Rating: 8/10

Posted 19 years ago

PLOT: While shooting a student horror film in the middle of the Pennsylvania woods, something horrible begins to happen. When one crew member is watching the local news, they find that there are several reports of the dead coming back...

Review: The Spiderwick Chronicles

Rating: 6/10

Posted 19 years ago

Plot: Newly single mother Helen Grace (Mary-Louise Parker) moves with her children Mallory, and twins Jared & Simon (both played by Freddie Highmore) into a secluded old house in upstate New York- which was once owned by her great uncle,...

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