My Super Uncut Psycho

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

The thought-provoking epic that was MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16 infected our airwaves last week in a pathetic attempt by MTV to merge its despicable reality show “My Super Sweet 16” with the kind of snarky, self-aware slasher flick that was last relevant in the late 90s. Seriously, this movie was about as fresh and up-to-date as URBAN LEGEND.

Yes, I watched it, and I talk a bit about it in the new AITH podcast, which will hit tomorrow. To give a sneak preview, at one point – after I’ve talked about how truly dreadful the thing is – Mr. Ammon asks me if, theoretically, it would be better in uncut form. I answer with a resounding NO! But those who were rightfully scared off by the prospect of watching this insipid non-movie on T.V. are getting a chance to see it that way anyway; head on over to ITUNES and you can download the Jacob Gentry film, uncut. I can’t imagine that it’s much gorier than the version shown on T.V., but I know that it won’t be any less obnoxious and idiotic. At least there won’t be 800 commercials…

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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