Natalie Portman should be the only one on this poster for No Strings Attached

There’s just so much Natalie Portman sexiness lately that it could easily make someone bonkers.

It will make you even more bonkers when you look at this poster for NO STRINGS ATTACHED. Upon receiving this from Mr. JoBlo himself, another email from Mike Sampson came immediately after saying this, “That poster makes me want to punch Ashton Kutcher in the face. More so.” I second that and completely agree. Kutcher is not worthy to be around a woman like that.

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