Back in August, I let you in on the knowledge that a film called CHIHUANHAS is being made. Yes, this is a film about mutant piraha-chihuhuas, and yes, we’re all dying to see it. But when?! Unfortunately, we still don’t know for sure, but we do have some new concept art, via its Official Site. If you look closely, you can read some lines from the script on the artwork…
We’ve also got a new synopsis for the flick. Short version: A Piranha impregnates a Chihuahua via curse. Pretty much all anybody needs to know.
When a curio-collecting Professor returns from South America with a mysterious Piranha idol, it casts an ominous curse on his innocent Chihuahua “Lulu Bell”, and impregnates her with a litter of amphibious, mutant Chihuahua-Piranhas. Realizing his grave mistake, the Professor disposes of the idol and pups in a nearby mountain lake, but Lulu’s monstrous spawn soon return to repay the gesture…
Following the Professor’s demise, the ravenous critters seek out a pair of fatty-campers, their obsessive guide, a reclusive WWII veteran and a trio of vacationing porn stars. Led by the lake’s ranger and her inept assistant, the eccentric team unites to survive and destroy the vicious rat-pack with available firepower, their bare hands and the most lethal of all processed cheese products.
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