New moody H2 shot

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

F*ckin’ TWILIGHT is so far reaching that even Michael Myers is styling his hair like Robert Pattinson’s. Check out that ‘do he’s rocking. That requires lots of mousse and careful primping in the mirror for that special “just got out of bed but boy am I sexy” look. I’ll admit it – he’s pulling it off.

Of course, this comes from Rob Zombie’s MYSPACE page, where it has been pretty slow as of late. When it’s not slow, it’s picture after picture of Michael Myers looking depressed. Despondent. Lost and confused (and homeless). Just wants someone to notice him, that’s all. And if it comes with the help of a kitchen knife, so be it. H2 is really about a lonely dude attempting to deal with his feelings through cutlery. In fact, that’s what the series has always been about…

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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