Norbit loves me?

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Granted, the film doesn’t look like
anything different than what Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence have
been doing for about a decade now, but with the release of NORBIT
this Friday, it never hurts to start sucking up to your better half
as early as possible, as Valentine’s Day is only about a week or so
away. I say that because the OFFICIAL
SITE
for NORBIT, includes with it a bunch of Valentine based
postcards, on which you upload pictures of yourself and the
aforementioned better part of your two-some, with laughable results.

Case in point: check out the two
postcards I created for me and my “honey”. That’s right,
I’m still flying solo these days (in more ways than one), but one
day…yes, ONE DAY, I will go out on a date with Ms. Hayek
and she WILL, I repeat, she WILL remove the restraining order
from me. If you’re a jerk looking to straighten shit out with the
missus, this fat Eddie Murphy movie’s website may be the way to
start. What??!

Source: Official Site

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