NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING SAFE FOR WORK!
Now that Spring is flirting with Summer, y’all starting to see girlies sport more skin than f*ckin’ Buffalo Bill? If not, don’t fret, we got your ass covered via a new viral red band clip from Alexandre Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D. Beware, mass nudity abounds!!!
The video below is entitled “Derrick’s Wild Wild World,” and basically follows the seedy, boob-filled, ass-jiggling template we associate with the Girls Gone Wild ads. Instead of Joe Francis or whatever that sleazeball is named, we’ve got Jerry O’Connell doing his best poor man’s Hugh Hefner. good thing we only get a brief glimpse of him…it’s frankly all about the ass!
Ravaging theaters August 27th, PIRANHA 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Eli Roth, Richard Dreyfus, Christopher Lloyd, Jessica Szhor, Riley Steele, Dina Meyer, Kelly Brook and the aforementioned Vern.
Synopsis: In Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds..
The eminently edible Kelly Brooke and Riley Steele!
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