I might be mistaken, but I believe this image, from IGN.com, is the first official still released for Dimension’s PIRANHA 3D. As you can see, it shows us “Gossip Girl” actress Jessica Szohr striking the “Saffron Burrows in DEEP BLUE SEA” pose, presumably because she’s avoiding some very nasty fish. Or Jerry O’Connell… Both should be avoided like the plague.
According to Szohr, her character is a nice girl who lets loose during Spring Break. “It’s this big party town that everyone comes to from all over and is going to get wasted and show their boobs. She’s kind of not phased by it. … She gets on this boat and she lets loose and some things hit the fan. And I think that’s all I can say. But she’s a good girl.”
Yeah, sure she is. So are those chicks I see in the “Girls Gone Wild” ads late at night. Don’t you know your fathers are watching?!
PIRANHA 3D comes out on AUGUST 27th.