Official Piranha image gives us a fish-eye view of Jessica Szohr

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

I might be mistaken, but I believe this image, from IGN.com, is the first official still released for Dimension’s PIRANHA 3D. As you can see, it shows us “Gossip Girl” actress Jessica Szohr striking the “Saffron Burrows in DEEP BLUE SEA” pose, presumably because she’s avoiding some very nasty fish. Or Jerry O’Connell… Both should be avoided like the plague.

According to Szohr, her character is a nice girl who lets loose during Spring Break. “It’s this big party town that everyone comes to from all over and is going to get wasted and show their boobs. She’s kind of not phased by it. … She gets on this boat and she lets loose and some things hit the fan. And I think that’s all I can say. But she’s a good girl.”

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