The folks at Comngsoon.net have gotten some scoop on some casting info that’ll see pretty boy MILF-banger Ashton Kutcher presumably bump some onscreen uglies with the very MILF-tastic Michelle Pfeiffer. Based on Rick Moody’s “Mansion on the Hill,” which is found in his “Demonology” anthology, the film centers on a guy named Andrew Wakefield as he tries to cope with the unfortunate death of his sister, who was killed in a car accident right before her wedding. The story also apparently involves what’s presumably a narrative device in which Wakefield “alternates memories of the past with clunky product-speak descriptions of his job,” whatever the hell that means. Production begins November 26th in Vancouver. Pfeiffer was most recently a deliciously bad witch in the fantasy adventure STARDUST and The Kutch is currently filming the comedy WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS…
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