Woody Allen has signed up Freida Pinto to star in his next movie in the most obvious development in history, since Woody Allen is a dirty old man and Freida Pinto looks like she was molded out of clay by angels. Nothing is known about the project yet, except that she joins Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin and Anthony Hopkins and precedent suggest she will be given the opportunity to win an Oscar that costs me hundreds of pounds.
Also, in case you missed it, this guy has pretty much the worst life ever. The human mind doesn’t even have the depth to comprehend how disappointed he is gonna be with his next girlfriend. I heard he spent his weekend asking third world refugees in Afghanistan if they wanted to swap lives.
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Variety
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