The crew over at postmodernbarney.com met the challenge by condensing a long list of well-known movies and TV shows down to one sentence plot summaries — and did it in the most uncomfortable, skewed and politically incorrect manner possible, with some highly amusing results.
Some examples (and a few of my faves):
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
JUNO: Teen fails to get abortion, ruins lives.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
ROBOCOP: Female officer’s incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation.
SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.
SEVEN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
TRANSPORTER: Repressed homosexual kills employers.
Check out the whole list RIGHT HERE. Thanks to ‘thebutcher’ for the heads up!