Red band trailer for Nude Nuns With Big Guns! Need I say more?

By Jake Dee

Posted 15 years ago

Last Updated on July 23, 2021

The title says it all, doesn’t it folks!

But allow me to expound anyway. We just added a sweet little red-band trailer for an awfully low-budget exploitation flick called NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS, which certainly plays to the MACHETE and HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN crowd…on a much smaller level. In fact, the films IMDB page claims the film was made under a budget of $85,000. In Hollywood terms, that’s merely an afternoon of coking and whoring for good ol’ Chuck Sheen!

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Directed by Joseph Guzman, from a script he co-wrote with Robert James Hayes III, NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS shapes up when:

Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.

Bill Oberst Jr., Tawny Amber Yound, Devanny Pinn, Ivet Corvea, Jessica Elder, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Sasha Stuber, Julie O’Leary and whole bunch of other dudes you’ve never heard of take part in the madness.

Who knows when and where this sucker will be released, but when we do, so will you!

Big Guns Indeed!

Source: AITH

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