River Of Darkness, starring Kurt Angle & Sid Vicious, hits DVD next month!

By Jake Dee

Posted 16 years ago

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

I can’t help but rock a wide-ass grin when writing about the wrestler-studded horror joint RIVER OF DARKNESS. It’s that absurd looking!

And six months it’s been since doing so, when we saw the official trailer for the Bruce Koehler film. Guess we’re about due then, ay?!?

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Well, it seems RIVER OF DARKNESS finally arrives on DVD March 29th. Feel free to pre-order it RIGHT HERE.

Also starring Kevin Nash (The Diesel), S. William Hinzman, Bill Laing, Alan Rowe Kelly, Bingo O’Malley, Clayton Hill and Sharon Ceccatti – RIVER OF DARKNESS wells up:

When unspeakable evil falls on a quiet river town, and Sheriff Logan is thrust into a chilling nightmare of death and mayhem. He is confronted with a series of horrific murders, each more viscous than the last, and soon learns of the community’s seedy past and the evil that has risen from purgatory to exact revenge on the town. When Sheriff Logan discovers that the murders are committed by the spirits of old river squatters, the Jacobs Boys, the town explodes into an battlefield of blazing guns and zombies.

Once The Jacobs Boys exact their punishing vengeance on the town it’s up to Sheriff Logan to unravel the shocking mystery of the past and slam the Boys back to hell.

Source: AITH

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