ShockTillYouDrop got word of a new Victor Salva picture being prepped, this one with the unassuming title of ROSEWOOD LANE, starring JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 cast members Gina Phillips and Ray Wise. To read the plot description is to wonder how long it will be before they change the name to THE PAPERBOY. Read on!
Gina Phillips leads the cast as a radio talk show therapist who moves back to her childhood home when her alcoholic father dies. But upon arrival, she discovers the neighborhood is terrified of the local paperboy.
She thinks this is ridiculous, until she encounters the boy himself, and learns the hard way, that he is a cunning and dangerous sociopath, who may have killed her father and even others. When he starts to exhibit abnormal abilities, she starts to doubt her own sanity and the boy begins waging a war of terror on her.
Sounds weird. This being a “Victor Salva Joint”, I wonder if The Paperboy rides around shirtless, stopping frequently to tan himself? Maybe take a cool shower under a garden hose once or twice? The Magic 8 Ball says “It’s Very Likely”.
Head on over to SHOCK to see the full (promo) poster.
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