The trailer for Shark Night 3D wants you to fear the water

Ah, I miss the days when it was called UNTITLED 3D SHARK THRILLER.

Armed with a new title and trailer, SHARK NIGHT 3D wants to remind us why we should be afraid of the water…or take an IQ test….whatever. The classic formula for most horror movies involving young adults going to the lake/ocean is in place. A group of friends go out, do some water skiing, try to get romantic, and sharks come along and ruin everything.

My favorite quotes in this trailer are, “How did these sharks get here?” “This is salt water.” Well, I guess that means they aren’t robots.

Check it out below. It promises boobies.

“Arriving by boat at her family’s Louisiana lake island cabin, Sara (Sara Paxton) and her friends quickly strip down to their swimsuits for a weekend of fun in the sun. But when star football player Malik (Sinqua Walls) stumbles from the salt-water lake with his arm torn off, the party mood quickly evaporates. Assuming the injury was caused by a freak wake-boarding accident, the group realizes they have to get Malik to a hospital on the other side of the lake, and fast. But as they set out in a tiny speedboat, the college friends discover the lake has been stocked with hundreds of massive, flesh-eating sharks! As they face one grisly death after another, Sara and the others struggle desperately to fend off the sharks, get help and stay alive long enough to reach the safety of dry land.