Smith script excerpt

By Ben Barna

Posted 19 years ago

Apparently when king of men Harvey Weinstein heard that Kevin Smith’s new script was called ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, he greenlit it right away, without reading. This is either because Harvey loves Kevin Smith, is addicted to porn, or thinks that Kevin Smith and porno is a potent combination. EW.com and their recently published ‘EW 100’ issue have revealed all that is cool in movies, and this future Kevin Smith project was included, along with an excerpt from the script, which you can see BELOW. They’ve of course cleaned it up a little for the children, but I’m sure most of us can imagine what horrifying profanity lies beneath those black bars. Check it out everyone! Thanks to ‘Josh’ for the head’s up!

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Ben Barna

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