Stepfather DVD art

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 17 years ago

Last Updated on July 26, 2021

I have not seen Nelson McCormick’s THE STEPFATHER – mostly because it’s supposed to suck, which wasn’t exactly a shocking development. (The Arrow didn’t particularly like it, check out his review HERE.) It looked pretty dreadful – all except anything featuring Amber Heard (pictured), who apparently spends about half her screentime in a bikini… Hmm, can’t be all bad, can it?

Well, if we’re going strictly by the DVD artwork, then yes, it can. Sublime in its awfulness, this actually makes Ammon’s photoshop skills look flawless. I love the heads bundled together at the bottom of the stairs – is that really supposed to appear like the three of them are cowering there? I chuckle…

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