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Awfully Good: Megiddo: The Omega Code 2

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Darren Aronofsky’s NOAH may take a few liberties with the Bible, but it’s still not as big a cinematic sin as… Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 (2001) Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith Stars: Michael York, Michael Biehn, R. Lee Ermey Only...

Awfully Good: Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Go home, DIVERGENT. No other YA adaptation will ever touch the greatness of… TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN (2012) Director: Bill Condon Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner Your typical love story. Now with 75% more rough sex, vampire decapitations...

Awfully Good: The Wraith

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Sorry, Aaron Paul. You might have a NEED FOR SPEED, but I’d rather go for a ride with… The Wraith (1986) Director: Mike Marvin Stars: Charlie Sheen, Sherilyn Fenn, Nick Cassavetes THE CROW meets KNIGHT RIDER meets DEATH PROOF....

Awfully Good: Turbulence

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Liam Neeson’s flight in NON-STOP is a first class joyride compared to… Turbulence (1997) Director: Robert Butler Stars: Ray Liotta, Lauren Holly, Brendan Gleeson A stewardess—excuse me, flight attendant—has the worst flight ever when a serial killer takes over...

Awfully Good: Dirty Love

Posted 12 years ago

Jason What’s the worst possible movie to show your loved one this Valentine’s Day? Dirty Love (2005) Director: John Asher Stars: Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, Eddie Kaye Thomas Someone let Jenny McCarthy write a movie. I’m not surprised Jenny McCarthy...

Awfully Good: My Boyfriend’s Back

Posted 12 years ago

Jason I wanted to honor the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but the man was such a damn good actor that he never really made any bad movies. This will have to do… My Boyfriend’s Back (1993) Director: Bob Balaban Stars:...

Awfully Good: Chinango

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Before you enjoy MACHETE KILLS (out on Blu-Ray this week), check out another piece of Mexican action cinema history… Chinango (2009) Director: Peter Van Lengen Stars: Marko Zaror, Hugo Stiglitz, Susana Gonzalez In order to “escape all the racism,”...

Awfully Good: The Core

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Think I, FRANKENSTEIN looks bad? There’s no way it’ll top Aaron Eckhart’s worst movie… The Core (2003) Director: Jon Amiel Stars: Aaron Eckhart, Hillary Swank, Stanley Tucci When the Earth’s core stops spinning and threatens the future of humankind,...

Awfully Good: Deadly Prey

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Deadly Prey (1987) Director: David A. Prior Stars: Ted Prior, David Campbell, Cameron Mitchell A group of human-hunting mercenaries picked the wrong man to mess with. DEADLY PREY might be the best action movie ever made. Sure, it’s just...

Awfully Good: New Year’s Evil

Posted 12 years ago

Jason   New Year's Evil (1980)   Director: Emmett Alston Stars: Roz Kelly, Kip Niven, Grant Cramer A serial killer calls in to a rocking New Year's Eve party and promises to kill one person at the stroke of midnight...

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