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Awfully Good: Steel

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Before there was Iron Man, there was… Steel (1997) Director: Kenneth Johnson Stars: Shaquille O’Neal, Annabeth Gish, Judd Nelson When a brilliant weapons designer learns that his tools of mass destruction have fallen in to the wrong hands—those of...

Awfully Good: Bad Boys II

Posted 13 years ago

Jason If I wanted to feature an actual “bad” Michael Bay movie in anticipation of PAIN AND GAIN, I suppose I could’ve done PEARL HARBOR. But I never want to watch PEARL HARBOR again. I do want to watch BAD...

Awfully Good: 2001: A Space Travesty

Posted 13 years ago

Jason I keep hearing everyone say that SCARY MOVIE 5 is the worst spoof movie ever made. Clearly they’ve never seen… 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) Director: Allan A. Goldstein Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Ophélie Winter, Peter Egan Aliens have replaced...

Awfully Good: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Posted 13 years ago

Jason The recent passing of Roger Ebert marks the end of an era in modern American cinema. But the late film critic didn’t just watch movies; he has one official Hollwood writing credit on his resume as well. That movie...

Awfully Good: RocketMan

Posted 13 years ago

Jason RocketMan (1997) Director: Stuart Gillard Stars: Harland Williams, Beau Bridges, William Sadler NASA sends the right man to prove there’s no intelligent life on Mars. If this column has taught us anything, it’s that every movie, no matter how...

Awfully Good: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Posted 13 years ago

Jason In case you were considering watching the first G.I. JOE movie before RETALIATION… G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) Director: Stephen Sommers Stars: Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon-Levitt A really weird mix of soldiers are the only...

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Awfully Good: From Justin to Kelly

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Never in the history of this column have I wanted to watch a movie less, but so many of you sick bastards have written in and requested that I expose myself to this. And with SPRING BREAKERS about to...

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Awfully Good: Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood

Posted 13 years ago

Jason Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003) Director:Steven Ayromlooi Stars: Warwick Davis, Laz Alonso, Sticky Fingaz The Leprechaun proves that once you go black you never go back. And so this is it. We’ve reached the end of the LEPRECHAUN...

Awfully Good: The Oogieloves

Posted 13 years ago

Jason The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012) Director: Matthew Diamond Stars: Cary Elwes, Cloris Leachman, Christopher Lloyd The Teletubbies have sex with Pee Wee’s Playhouse and then go on a bad acid trip. I know it’s not really...

Awfully Good: Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold

Posted 13 years ago

Jason This week’s JACK THE GIANT SLAYER may have big spectacle and state of the art effects, but you know what it’s missing? Huge knockers. Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold (1995) Director: Fred Olen Ray Stars: J.J. North, Ted...

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