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Awfully Good: Jack Frost 2

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Jason Spike your eggnog! It’s time for a month of Awfully Good holiday movies! Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000) Director: Michael Cooney Stars: Christopher Allport, Scott MacDonald, Eileen Seeley The killer snowman is back! And...

Awfully Good: 2012

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Jason Well, there’s only a few weeks left before the end of the world, so we might as well… 2012 (2009) Director: Roland Emmerich Stars: John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Amanda Peet Roland Emmerich destroys the world once and for all....

Awfully Good: ThanksKilling 3

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Jason ThanksKilling 3 (2012) Director: Jordan Downey Stars: Daniel Usaj, Jordan Downey, Kevin Stewart THANKSKILLING 2 was the worst movie ever made and as a result every copy has been destroyed… except one. Now Turkie, the killer bird from the...

Awfully Good: Bio-Dome

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Jason Bio-Dome (1996) Director: Jason Bloom Stars: Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin, Joey Lauren Adams A horror movie where people are locked in a confined space with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin. I think BIO-DOME is Pauly Shore’s best movie. I...

Awfully Good: Maximum Conviction

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Jason Maximum Conviction (2012) Director: Keoni Waxman Stars: Steven Seagal, Steve Austin, Michael Pare Only Steven Seagal and Stone Cold Steve Austin can keep people from breaking in to jail. Wait, what? After hearing a mildly conscious Steven Seagal on...

Awfully Good: Trick or Treat

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Jason Spend Halloween with Ozzy Osbourne, Gene Simmons and Skippy from “Family Ties!” Trick or Treat (1986) Director: Charles Martin Smith Stars: Marc Price, Gene Simmons, Ozzy Osbourne A dead rock star haunts his biggest fan’s record player until he...

Awfully Good: House of the Dead

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Jason House of the Dead (2003) Director: Uwe Boll Stars: Jonathan Cherry, Ona Grauer, Jürgen Prochnow, Clint Howard A group of 30 year old teenagers head to an island rave, only to find it overrun with zombies and pixels. HOUSE...

Awfully Good: Hellbound

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Jason Hellbound (1994) Director: Aaron Norris Stars: Chuck Norris, Calvin Levels, Christopher Neame Chuck Norris vs. Satan! Okay, technically Chuck Norris doesn’t fight the Devil himself in HELLBOUND. But that’s one of the funnier things about this 1994 movie from...

Awfully Good: Hellraiser: Revelations

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Jason Hellraiser: Revelations (2011) Director: Victor Garcia Stars:Steven Brand, Nick Eversman, Tracey Fairaway A couple of horny young dudes go to Mexico and find a gateway to Hell. Makes sesnse. HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS is one of the worst things ever. Not...

Awfully Good: Born

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Jason It’s October and that means a month of Awfully Good horror flicks! Born (2007) Director: Richard Friedman Stars: Alison Brie, Kane Hodder, Joan Severance Annie from “Community” gets knocked up by Satan. I know I’m not the only Human...

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