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Awfully Good: Surf Ninjas

Posted 14 years ago

Jason Before you see BATTLESHIP, revisit this Awfully Good maritime classic that’s slightly less silly than Liam Neeson playing naval games with an alien. Surf Ninjas (1993) Director: Neil Israel Stars: Ernie Reyes Jr., Rob Schneider, Leslie Nielsen Is there...

Awfully Good: Vampire Dentist

Posted 14 years ago

Jason As we prepare to see Johnny Depp put on his fangs in DARK SHADOWS, I decided to search for the worst vampire movie ever made. There were many obvious candidates—DRACULA 2000, VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN, any of the TWILIGHT movies—but...

Awfully Good: Justice League of America

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Jason As THE AVENGERS kicks the summer movie season in the ass, let’s look back at the last time someone tried to team up a gang of superheroes. Justice League of America (1997) Director: Félix Enríquez Alcalá Stars: Matthew Settle,...

Awfully Good: The Avengers

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Jason Wonder why all the ads keep referring to the summer’s biggest superhero movie as MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS? Maybe they want to set themselves as far apart from this 1998 turkey as (super)humanly possible. The Avengers (1998) Director: Jeremiah S....

Awfully Good: Quigley

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Jason Quigley (2003) Director: William Hillman Stars: Gary Busey, Curtis Armstrong, Oz Perkins Is there a plot? Gary Busey gets reincarnated as an eight pound Pomeranian. What’s the damage? We’ve featured Gary Busey before (mainly as serial killer cookie GINGERDEAD...

Awfully Good: Titanic II

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Jason The 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic is this week. Here’s an equally large disaster. Titanic II (2010) Director: Shane Van Dyke Stars: Shane Van Dyke, Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns Is there a plot? That pesky global...

Awfully Good: Night of the Lepus

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Jason I hope your Easter basket this year contains rabbits made of chocolate and not pure evil. Night of the Lepus (1972) Director: William F. Claxton Stars: Janet Leigh, DeForest Kelley, Stuart Whitman Is there a plot? Ever wanted to...

Awfully Good: Lady Terminator

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Jason Fun Fact: This week’s movie also goes by the titles NASTY HUNTER and SNAKE TERMINATOR: THE SNAKE WENCH DIES TWICE! Lady Terminator (1989) Director: H. Tjut Djalil Stars: Barbara Anne Constable, Christopher J. Hart, Adam Stardust Is there a...

Awfully Good: Leprechaun 4: In Space

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Jason Happy St. Patrick's Week! If you didn't get enough Irish fun with LEPRECHAUN vs. Jennifer Aniston and LEPRECHAUN IN THE HOOD, grab some Guinness and settle in for… Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997) Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith Stars: Warwick Davis,...

Awfully Good: Princess of Mars

Posted 14 years ago

Jason 1. Congrats to “iamtheminn,” the winner of last week’s caption contest, as chosen by The Arrow himself! You can email me your pick for the next column! 2. You should see JOHN CARTER this weekend. It’s pretty good. Though...

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