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Awfully Good: Turkish Star Wars + Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (Video)

Posted 11 years ago

Jason   Turkish Star Wars (1982)   Director: Some Turkish Guy Stars: Other Turkish Guys   A group of intergalactic heroes laugh in the face of international copyright law.  Remember last week when I accused STARCRASH of ripping off STAR...

Awfully Good: Starcrash

Posted 11 years ago

Jason As everyone gears up for THE FORCE AWAKENS, we'll spend the next few weeks looking at some of the worst STAR WARS-inspired flicks…   Starcrash (1978)   Director: Luigi Cozzi Stars: Caroline Munro, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Plummer   Intergalactic...

Awfully Good: Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves + Octopussy (Video)

Posted 11 years ago

Jason   Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves (2015)   Director: Ross Patterson Stars: Jessie Wiseman, Lin Shaye, Barry Bostwick   After losing her sight and hearing in a vicious wolf attack, Helen Keller uses her remaining senses to become an unstoppable...

Awfully Good: The Fantastic Four (1994)

Posted 11 years ago

Jason The Fantastic Four (1994) Director: Oley Sassone Stars: Alex Hyde-White, Rebecca Staab, Jay Underwood   Four astronauts are zapped with cosmic rays from a passing comet, giving them powers beyond their wildest dreams. Unless their wildest dreams include having...

Awfully Good: Tammy and the T-Rex (Video)

Posted 11 years ago

Jason There are many terrible dinosaur movies with which to celebrate JURASSIC WORLD's release. CARNOSAUR, THEODORE REX, PREHYSTERIA, A NYMPHOID BARBARIAN IN DINOSAUR HELL just to name a few. But one film eclipses those in spectacular fashion…   Tammy and...

Awfully Good: Zombeavers

Posted 11 years ago

Jason   Zombeavers (2014) Director: Jordan Rubin Stars: Rachel Melvin, Cortney Palm, John Mayer   A canister of bio-hazardous waste falls in to a beaver lodge, resulting in angry, unkillable, oversized rodents. Coincidentally, this happens around the same time a...

Awfully Good: I Come in Peace + Machete Kills (Video)

Posted 12 years ago

Jason Since Dolph Lundgren was wasted in EXPENDABLES 3, I'm putting him front and center this week. I Come in Peace a.k.a. Dark Angel (1990) Director: Craig R. Baxley Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Brian Benben, Betsy Brantley Rule-breaking cop Jack Caine...

Awfully Good: Sharknado 2

Posted 12 years ago

Jason   Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) Director: Anthony C. Ferrante Stars: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Vivica A. Fox Fin and April, the survivors of the first sharknado, head to the Big Apple to try and rekindle their romance,...

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Awfully Good: Sharknado 2 Preview from Comic Con! Bonus Hercules video!

Posted 12 years ago

Jason The anticipated sequel SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE airs tonight on the SyFy Channel (as well as in 90 other countries). And to get you excited for this epic event, we’re sharing a sneak peek straight from The Asylum’s...

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