G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Review: GI Joe

Posted 17 years ago

PLOT: In order to protect a very large population from a deadly weapon that will cause a whole lot of havoc, an elite group of military men and women band together to fight for… well, people not dying. When they...

G.I. Joe? Figures.

Posted 17 years ago

You might be itching to check out G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA this weekend, but maybe you’re afraid director Stephen Sommers’ cartoonish action flick won’t stick close enough to the 80s animated series and toys. So here’s THE INVASION...

New G.I. Joe clips

Posted 17 years ago

Stephen Sommers and his CGI hammer are about your wallop your face with the human action cartoon G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA, but what do we REALLY know about Joe, yo? Fortunately the makers of the movie have put...

Storm Shadow face

Posted 17 years ago

A new poster for the upcoming G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA recently surfaced showing an unmasked Storm Shadow so this is probably a Korean poster since the actor who plays Shadow is Korean star Byung-hun Lee. Would they have...

G.I. Joe good?

Posted 17 years ago

We’ve been assaulted with media for the Stephen Sommers directed, comic and toy adapted actioner G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA for quite a while now and the general fanboy consensus seemed to be that the film looks like a...

Shadow vs. Snake Eyes

Posted 17 years ago

The character posters for the upcoming Stephen Sommers directed toy and comic adapted actioner G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA are getting to be like the INGLORIOUS BASTERDS character posters – meaning there’s a shitload of them. The latest feature...

Destro gets shiny?

Posted 17 years ago

So a point of contention among fanboys regarding the upcoming toy and comic adapted actioner G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA has apparently been the luster of the villainous Destro’s (Christopher Eccleston) mask. Or considering all the pics we’ve seen...

Japanese G.I. Joe

Posted 17 years ago

If you’re a fan of stupid fun, hyper-exaggerated action then the upcoming G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA should be right up your alley. All the trailers so far have shown gloriously ridiculous action sprinkled with deliciously nutty dialogue. Plus,...

New G.I. Joe trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Another trailer for Stephen Sommers’ feature-length lunatic toy commercial G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA has arrived, seemingly with all the ludicrous action, improbable hardware, puerile humor and dubious special effects you might expect from the man whose last film...

New G.I. Joe clip

Posted 17 years ago

Stephen Sommers’ version of G.I. JOE may not be quite the poorly animated “Real American Hero” you probably remember from your childhood, but it seems equally cartoonish. MTV has a clip from the upcoming flick, in which the Baroness and...

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