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Top 10 Horrific Man-Anmial Hybrids!

Dude, TUSK? What else is there to say other than…WTF?!? Personally speaking, even if I weren’t a lifelong Kevin Smith fan – in particular his sinister newfound collaborations with the great Michael Parks – the sheer insanity of the premise...
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Fall Preview! Top 15 Genre Flicks To See This Fall!

Ah, September. Not sure about you, but it always feels like a slight bummer when the ole’ seasonal change occurs…when we’re forced to pack-up the swimwear and sunscreen and pull-out the sweaters and schoolbooks. Oh well, ’tis inevitable. Of course,...
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Top 10 dames to kill for in 2014!

So, who’s primed to undress A DAME TO KILL FOR this weekend? To be honest, I really can’t tell by the clips and trailers if SIN CITY 2 will be better or worse than the ’05 original, but one thing...
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Top 10 War-Set Horror Flicks!

Heads-up! What’s the last good war-set horror flick you saw? The least really good one? Not sure about you, but I’ve always held a strong affinity for horror films that take place in the already hellish landscape of war. Or,...
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Top 10 Jaws Rip-Offs!

Holy T.S. Quint! Can you believe JAWS turns 40 years old next June? Fucking crazy, despite how timeless the infamously-difficult-to-make Spielberg classic still feels all these years later. Let’s be real, JAWS is not only a master-class in first rate...
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Top 10 Murderous Monkey Movies!

As you must know by now, Matt Reeves’ DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES launches its full-out assault on the masses today. And you know what? Little Caesar looks more vengeful than a wronged Game of Thrones character, doesn’t...
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Top 10 Genre Movie Cops!

How many of you are pumped to peep Eric Bana kicks some supernatural ass in DELIVER US FROM EVIL next week? We are for sure…especially considering how the Scott Derickson flick is based on an actual NYPD case file. F*cking...
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Top 10 Friday the 13th Movies (Ranked!)

AHHHH YAY-UHH! Today’s the day, friends. The annual unofficial horror holiday…FRIDAY THE 13TH! Halloween notwithstanding, this has to be the best day of the year for horror fans, right? That is, unless you have a problem with my man Voorhees...
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Top 10 Time Travel Thrillers!

What is it about time travel that makes for such entertaining cinema? Is it the uncertainty? The wonderment? The endless possibilities? The innate desire to move up and down, backwards and forwards through our own personal chronology? The ability to...
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Top 10 So Bad They’re Good Genre Flicks!

Damn, doesn’t it seem like the summer blockbuster season starts earlier and earlier with each passing year?!? Here were are, it’s only mid-May, yet we’re already plunged dick deep in the time of mega-studio-tent-poles. Oh well, you know what that...
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