Jake With the big game out of the way, all eyes turn to the 92nd Academy Awards. Yep, cue the eye roll. Not only do we loathe the boring nature of the overlong presentation, but once again, not a single...
Jake Say, how many of you have already punched your ticket to GRETEL & HANSEL, opening in most theaters today? Oz Perkins is a fine director, but who knows how much terror he'll conjure from a well-worn fable made into...
Jake Thanksgiving already? Good gravy where does the motherf*cking time go!? Well, we have a little something different for y’all this festive holiday season. Rather than bludgeon you with the same old Thanksgiving horror joints to check out this year,...
Jake So how’s the old stomach feeling today, folks? Better yet, who in the Sam Hain scheduled Halloween to coincide with Thirsty Thursday?! Those bastards! Well, as we all keel over and coddle a post-Halloween hangover, be it from too...
Jake Lucky us: we’re just 13 days away from every horror fan’s favorite day of the year. The question is how will you be spending your All Hallows Eve this year? A horror movie marathon? Trick or treating with friends...
Jake Two weeks ago, in the run-up to RAMBO: LAST BLOOD, we broke out a retrospective Top 10 Sly Stallone Action Roles. Well, since they’ve competed with each other for damn near their whole careers, it is only right we...
Jake Even at 73 years young, Sly Stallone is still one badass motherf*cker! Don't believe us? Simply look no further than the chiseled action icon blowing lowly bastards away in RAMBO: LAST BLOOD, which bombards theaters this Friday. No doubt,...
Jake With T-minus less than two months until TERMINATOR: DARK FATE bombards the Cineplex, what better time to ask this: aside from T-2: JUDGMENT DAY, which of the TERMINATOR sequels and reboots do you dig the most? Crack your skull...
Jake F*ck no! Summer’s winding down already? Say it ain’t so… Don’t fret it though folks, we got just the antidote for your end of summer blues. That’s right y’all, it’s high time we focus our sights on the 2019...