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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Bringing The Munsters back to TV sounds like a good idea to me!

Posted 14 years ago

When I was a kid I used to watch TBS religiously, especially after school, killing time before I had to do homework or eat dinner with the fam. It was this at this time when I started digging on old...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Ben Affleck should bring Stephen King’s The Stand to the big screen!

Posted 15 years ago

Ever since I can remember, I’ve been a fan of Stephen King. From CARRIE to IT to BAG OF BONES and BLACK HOUSE, his books have entertained me for years—as well as the movies made from those books. GRAVEYARD SHIFT,...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Halloween is the best Holiday ever!

Posted 15 years ago

This is the time of year when you can’t help but see everything in orange and black, when every seemingly “normal” house is decked out with a fake cemetery in their front yard, and every porch for blocks on end...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Where’s the horror this Halloween?

Posted 15 years ago

Last year, after knocking back a rack of High Life and washing it down with some Crown Royale, I went on a rant about why we deserve better movies for the Halloween season (get sauced and check that shit out...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: The Thing (2011) prequel? Looks like a straight up remake to me!

Posted 15 years ago

One of the scariest movies ever made has to be John Carpenter’s THE THING. Released in 1982 at about the same time as POLTERGIEST and E.T., it was initially brushed under the rug when it hit theaters. But as soon...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: A Beetlejuice 2? Seriously?

Posted 15 years ago

I was around 9 or 10 years old when BEETLEJUICE came out and I remember thinking it was the funniest f*cking movie I had ever seen. Not only was it hilarious and gave me and my buddies plenty of lines...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Is it me, or does Ghost Rider 2 look ridiculously awesome?

Posted 15 years ago

It’s February of 2007 and the biggest movie to hit theaters is a little comic book flick called GHOST RIDER, with the great Nicolas Cage in the hot seat as The Rider and Henry f*cking Fonda as the Devil. The...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Do we really need another Resident Evil movie???

Posted 15 years ago

When people sit back and think of the great horror franchises over the years, they think of FRIDAY THE 13TH, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, HALLOWEEN, SCREAM, and FINAL DESTINATION. And yet, the RESIDENT EVIL franchise has never been brought...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Paranormal Activity 3 looks kinda good!

Posted 15 years ago

When PARANORMAL ACTIVITY came out a few years back, I had an OK time with it. Only worth watching once, the scares were genuine and it somehow breathed new life into the “mocumentary horror” genre that hadn’t seen any real...

IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Eff the Evil Dead Remake, Reboot, Sequel or What Have You

Posted 15 years ago

The one film that single-handedly defined the term “Cult Classic” for mine and all the other generations that followed was THE EVIL DEAD. Director Sam Raimi created this underground cult following of a film about evil spirits, an impressive chin,...

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