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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN: Will Devil Save M. Night Shyamalan?

Will Devil Save M. Night Shyamalan? It’s a question we seem to be asking every year. Will (insert new M. Night joint here) turn things around for the once fawned genre savior? Remember the Hitchcock comparisons? Remember when the cameos...

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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Must See Piranha 3-D.

Must See Piranha 3-D. During the onslaught of testosterone for THE EXPENDABLES and the geeky goodness of SCOTT PILRGIM hype this past week there was another little movie that I couldn’t quite get out of my head. PIRANHA 3-D is...
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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Stupid f*cking monkey movies!

Stupid F*cking Monkey Movies! I checked out this new picture from the upcoming film, RISE OF THE APES and couldn’t help but want to punch somebody in the neck. The concept of this film is so utterly stupid I can’t...
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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Thank God For The B-Movies!

Thank God For The B-Movies! So, I’m watching the trailer for SHARKTOPUS the other night and couldn’t help but let my mind wander between scenes of epic awesomeness and foolish perfection. Is there any other genre that benefits more than...
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It’s the Booze Talkin: Here comes The Crow reboot…

Here Comes The Crow Reboot There’s no avoiding it any longer. With new details emerging over the weekend it looks like THE CROW reboot is finally ready to move forward and try to kick-start a franchise that seemed doomed the...
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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Give me more Cloverfield!

Give Me More Cloverfield! After such an original marketing campaign, unmatched viral hype, and an end result that delivered the goods, it’s always bothered me how quickly CLOVERFIELD fell off the radar. I’m as guilty of it as much as...
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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: The year John Carpenter came home

The Year John Carpenter Came Home Hello old friend, it’s been a while. One of the genre’s most well loved, devoted, and masterful directors, John Carpenter, is finally getting his ass back in gear and starting to make movies again....
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IT’S THE BOOZE TALKIN’: Bring Back Masters of Horror!

Bring Back Masters of Horror! A while back I wrote one of these columns begging for a truly great horror television show. It seems I might get what I asked for in Frank Darabont’s ‘The Walking Dead’ when it airs...
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