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Awfully Good: Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Jason Go home, DIVERGENT. No other YA adaptation will ever touch the greatness of… TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN (2012) Director: Bill Condon Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner Your typical love story. Now with 75% more rough sex, vampire decapitations...
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Top 10 Natural Disaster Movies (Video Edition)

POMPEII explodes onto screens today and marks the first big natural disaster movie in several years. But, going through movie history there has always been a desire for epic movies featuring huge volcanoes, earthquakes, floods, and widespread devastation. We will...
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Review: Pompeii

PLOT: Milo (Kit Harington) – a young Celtic gladiator enslaved in the doomed city of Pompeii – falls in love with the daughter (Emily Browning) of a wealthy merchant, who happens to be betrothed to bloodthirsty Roman Senator Colvis (Kiefer...
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Face-Off: Caleb & Mae/Near Dark Vs. Michael & Star/Lost Boys

Robotic war was waged with our last Face-Off. Everyone all agreed that RoboCop 2 (AKA Robo Cain) would most certainly defeat ED-209 and his stairs-impaired feet. Now, I’m kind of wondering what RoboCop 2 would do to the RoboCop remake....
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Top 10 Romantic Movies Guys Like, Too (Video Edition)

Valentine’s Day is here and that means the odds are stacked against you. More than likely, your significant other is going to be in more of a mood for THE NOTEBOOK rather than ROBOCOP. So, before you get dragged to...
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Review: Winter’s Tale

PLOT: In 1916 New York City, Peter Lake (Colin Farrell) is an expert thief, on the run from the notorious Short Tails gang, led by the diabolical Pearly Soames (Russell Crowe) who’s somehow connected to Lucifer himself and determined to...
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The JoBlo Sunday Night Movie Chat: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

It’s back! After a break the past few weeks, we return with another JoBlo Sunday Night Movie Chat! So, apparently there is this godawful movie coming out today called Vampire Academy. Yeah, I don’t think any of us want any...
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