When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliot Moore and his wife Alma flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of...See more some toxic military bio weapon — or something even more sinister?
Next week is Halloween, so everyone is searching their shelves and streaming services to find scary movies to watch on the 31st. Most people reserve the night to huddle under the covers and almost shit their pants, but sometimes you...
Review Date: Director: M. Night Shyamalan Writer: M. Night Shyamalan Producers: M. Night Shyamalan, Barry Mendel, Sam Mercer Actors: Mark Wahlberg as Elliot Zooey Deschanel as Alma John Leguizamo as Julian Plot: This film begins as people suddenly starting killing...
Hey now, word on the street is SUICIDE SQUAD is so bad you may want to kill yourself after watching it. How ironic. Even more depressing is how such a universally pegged movie of mediocrity actually broke the box-office record...
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN! So friends, what do we make of one M. Night Shyamalan? Has there ever been a more polarizing mainstream filmmaker this side of Ed Wood or Uwe Boll? Seriously? Or at least, among so called "A-list" filmmakers?...
This is Movie Jail, a unique maximum security prison that houses some of the worst writers, directors, actors and producers from Hollywood and beyond. Their crimes? The offenses vary from convict to convict but most of these inmates have contributed...
You probably don’t need to be reminded that M. Night Shyamalan’s THE HAPPENING is among the funniest horror movies of all time. It’s so hilarious you still have to wonder if Shyamalan wasn’t, as the Brits say, taking the piss....
I remember spending some time in the theatres back when they were promoting the feature film from John Erick Dowdle, DEVIL. All was well and good until the name M. Night Shyamalan came up and the audience quickly turned on...
Oh baby, the big one is at our doorstep. The mega-quake. The Richter buster. SAN ANDREAS. Real shit, it seems not even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson can avert this here Earthly rock from tectonically shifting into itself at calamitous proportions....
Damn, doesn’t it seem like the summer blockbuster season starts earlier and earlier with each passing year?!? Here were are, it’s only mid-May, yet we’re already plunged dick deep in the time of mega-studio-tent-poles. Oh well, you know what that...
Welcome to Movie Jail, a facility like any other, only its inmates are Hollywood writers, directors, actors and producers. This column will serve as a Movie Jail trial. We will put one defendant on trial; lay out arguments for the...
While the majority of us already knew that M. Night Shyamalan’s 2008 eco-terror flick THE HAPPENING was a truly retarded piece of filmmaking, it’s heartening to hear that movie’s principal star Mark Wahlberg being so candid in his admission of...