Vampires Suck

Theatrical - Wide 2010-08-18

Cast Jenn Proske Chris Riggi Matt Lanter Ken Jeong Arielle Kebbel
Directed by Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer
Written by Jason Friedberg Aaron Seltzer

Genres: Comedy

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VAMPIRES SUCK is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a... See more child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.

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C’mon Hollywood: Stop making lazy spoofs and parodies!

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I want to be a filmmaker. After going to school and writing, editing and learning how lights and a camera work, I have made the choice to follow that passion for the rest of my life. Perhaps that’s why seeing...

New Vampires Suck clip and posters make it look really really really bad

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From the untalented hacks who wrote/directed DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS and DISASTER MOVIE comes VAMPIRES SUCK! Sigh. Remember how “spoof flicks” would only be made every few years when originality and humor were actually important to creating...

This trailer for Vampires Suck might suck out your will to live

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C’mon Hollywood: Stop making lazy spoofs and parodies!

I want to be a filmmaker. After going to school and writing, editing and learning how lights and a camera work, I have made the choice to follow that passion for the rest of my life. Perhaps that’s why seeing...

Posted 12 years ago

All Articles

New Vampires Suck clip and posters make it look really really really bad

Posted 16 years ago

From the untalented hacks who wrote/directed DATE MOVIE, EPIC MOVIE, MEET THE SPARTANS and DISASTER MOVIE comes VAMPIRES SUCK! Sigh. Remember how “spoof flicks” would only be made every few years when originality and humor were actually important to creating...

This trailer for Vampires Suck might suck out your will to live

Posted 16 years ago

While most have a good laugh at TWILIGHT parodies, there is no excuse for this unfunny trailer for VAMPIRES SUCK. This is from “the guys who didn’t want to sit through another vampire movie”, which is funny because those guys...

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