This trailer for Vampires Suck might suck out your will to live

By Niki Stephens

Posted 16 years ago

While most have a good laugh at TWILIGHT parodies, there is no excuse for this unfunny trailer for VAMPIRES SUCK.

This is from “the guys who didn’t want to sit through another vampire movie”, which is funny because those guys made movies that I don’t want to sit through like DATE MOVIE, DISASTER MOVIE, and EPIC MOVIE. Maybe they can suck each other. All puns intended.

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Niki Stephens

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Favorite Movies: LOTR, Before Sunrise, Reality Bites, Wayne's World, Star Trek, Gone With read more the Wind, Son in Law, Roadhouse, Pump Up the Volume, Almost Famous, Vanilla Sky, Ghost World, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Fight Club, Way of the Dragon, Batman, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Clerks, Clerks 2,You've Got Mail, Chasing Amy, Empire Records, That Thing You Do, American Psycho, Oldboy, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Crow, Pretty in Pink, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Casino, Goodfellas, True Romance, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pulp Fiction, Little Monsters, The Big Lebowski, Interview With a Vampire, Lost Highway, the Scream trilogy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Likes: Mortal Kombat, comics, RPGs, The Office, Radiohead, The IT Crowd, Bruce read more Lee, MST3K, Doctor Who, the nineties, gaming, Pearl Jam, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Aeon Flux, ice cream, zombies, R.E.M., Cat Soup, Pauly Shore, making music mixes

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