The lovely Brooklyn Decker boards Peter Berg’s Battleship

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Last Updated on July 23, 2021

I promise…that headline is NOT a sexual euphemism!

It is, however, a pretty clear indication that 23 year old beauty Brooklyn Decker (pictured), who I see has a whopping 5 credits to her resume, has been the latest chosen to board Peter Berg’s cinematic version of BATTLESHIP. I’ll say this…if her barge sinks, those delightful chest-orbs may keep her afloat!

All jesting out the window, Decker, who’s known around the world for strutting her luscious frame as a Victoria Secret supermodel (and being newlywed to Tennis jack Andy Roddick), will play the delectable love interest to star Taylor Kitsch (why does that name not surprise me?)

Decker will join Rhianna, Alexander Skarsgard, Tom Arnold, Jesse Plemons, Hamish Linklater, Lil Mirkk and Tadanobu Asano in the $200 million blockbuster, which looks o enjoy a May 18th, 2012 release.

From Jon and Erich Hoeber – BATTLESHIP finds a fleet of ships forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.

Source: THR

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