The Pineapple Exgame!

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I just wasted the last three hours of my life playing a new promotional online game for the upcoming comedy PINEAPPLE EXPRESS. I didn’t do it because I was having fun (I wasn’t), but because as a journalist, I wouldn’t feel comfortable writing about something if I hadn’t studied it inside and out, gathered all the facts, and formed a relevant, well-informed opinion. My opinion is that I’m incredibly, incredibly horny. If you want to play the Donkey Kong rip off, click BELOW. If you don’t, well then you’re a better person than I.

Source: Sony Pictures

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Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

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