These new posters for Jurassic Park 3D and Oblivion are two different animals

Last Updated on August 2, 2021

I have two posters to present to you today. One for a film I’ve long loved, and one for a film I hope to love…long time…what??? No.

It’s man vs. dinosaur. OBLIVION vs. JURASSIC PARK 3D. It’s not really a competition, but shouldn’t Tom Cruise have fought or ridden dinosaurs by now? All big and smiley with a trident and a gold saddle. Just ridding on a T-Rex. Plus, they share size issues because the dinosaur can’t clap because he has little arms and Tom Cruise is a short guy. So together they make the perfect pair. I don’t even know what I’m going on about right now.

So I’m hoping to catch JURASSIC PARK on the big screen again. At this point, I don’t really care if it’s in 3D or not. If you are interested in seeing it, then make sure to mark your calendars for April 5th because it’s only going to be out for a week. OBLIVION hit theaters later in the same month on the 26th. Pretty awesome, huh? I’d say so.

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