Twilight banner

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MTV have the latest banner for TWILIGHT, the highly, highly anticipated movie about some broad who falls in love with a vampire. You can check it out ABOVE.

Of course, this latest piece of TWILIGHT marketing is right on track to make this movie look like the biggest piece of shit ever made. Nobody on this thing looks remotely good. Kristen Stewart is ok, I guess, but you could put Stalin on this banner and next to the ‘super sexy umm not quite’ gang we’ve got here he’d look pretty good too. That Pattinson dude barely even looks human. Or is that the point? Aw whatever.

Source: MTV

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