
I should have waited to let Walkuski type up this shite, but somehow I’m in a giving mood. With less than two months from blinding theatergoers everywhere with that alabaster skin-tone, Summit Entertainment has just issued two nauseating new stills from TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE. For those who’ve been pounding sauce all weekend, view at your own peril…this shite might make you, in the immortal words of Wayne Campbell, spew chunks!
The first still below shows Edward and Bella in the throes of pre-coital angst. I can’t tell which is gonna cry first, can you?
Next up is the more entertaining one in my eyes. Not sure what this is supposed to be, a band of take no shit blood-suckers or an emo-army of pussies? Either way, the picture could not be any less threatening.
From director David Slade, TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE finds Bella (Stewart) once again surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her love for Edward (Pattinson) and her friendship with Jacob (Lautner) — knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.
Get blinded June 30th!














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