The film, written and directed by Woody Allen, centers on a painter (Javier Bardem) who enters into a relationship with two American tourists (Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall). Conflict ensues when his jealous ex-girlfriend (Penelope Cruz) turns up. In the end, cyborg babies led by Kanye West invade the Earth and drop-kick orphans just for the fun of it, because with the clear Johansson on Cruz lesbianism, it has already been decided that this is the best film of all time.