Ever feel an urge to photobomb Danny Trejo? Or do you have an interest in being photobombed by Steven Seagal? Then head on over to MACHETE PHOTOBOMB and insert your ugly mug into a poster with any of the cool cats in MACHETE. As you can see above, I myself decided to go with Seagal and Lindsay Lohan? Why? Because I could! (now if only it could happen for real…)
MACHETE is only a few days away, pretty much bringing a close to this most unusual summer. I’m absolutely seeing it opening weekend. Are you? Hit up Viva Machete for more goodies from the flick.
The Arrow’s Machete p-bomb!
Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
Lindsay gets a call from her dealer!
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