Cruise a Monster?

Tom Cruise and United Artists have acquired the rights to the best-selling book THE MONSTER OF FLORENCE, a serial-killer thriller. The story is based on eight grisly double homicides believed to have been committed single-handedly between 1968 and 1985 in and around the Italian Renaissance gem. Christopher McQuarrie (THE USUAL SUSPECTS), who worked with Cruise on VALKYRIE will write the script.

So will Cruise star in this? Sure, why not. He can do anything. I don’t care what anyone says or how many lunatic things he does, I still think he’s the freaking man. That’s right, guys. No punchline here, just heterosexual love and respect. Wow this article is bland. Umm, why did the thief take a shower? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway. Yes, much better. And more professional I might add.