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Dolemite redo? NOOO!
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by: Mike Sampson Mar. 19, 2007

In theory I'm not opposed to a remake of the blaxploitation classic DOLEMITE. In theory. But this particular version that is shaping up in Hollywood, I am greatly opposed to. For one, it stars Wayne Brady. The same Wayne Brady who on "Chappelle's Show" was said to make Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X. It doesn't look like Brady will be starring as Dolemite himself but instead that will go to another "Chappelle" vet, Charlie Murphy. While I think Charlie's got the wit to pull of the role made famous by Rudy Ray Moore (himself a comedian), he just isn't Dolemite. Moore, as goofy as he was with his rhymes, was also a considerably imposing presence. Recasting him as a thin, Snoop Dogg-esque pimp is a mistake (not surprisingly Snoop is also in talks to join the film). Think Terrance Howard but funnier. Sadly this DOLEMITE remake looks to be going the low-budget route. If you've never seen the original DOLEMITE, I highly suggest you Netflix it (and to a lesser extent it's sequel THE HUMAN TORNADO). If you don't believe me, check out this YouTube clip. If the "What the shit?!" line doesn't get you, the constant shots of the boom mic have got to warm the cockles of your heart. God bless DOLEMITE and keep your fingers crossed that this remake doesn't suck as hard as it sounds.

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Extra Tidbit: "I'm going to let 'em know that Dolemite is my name and f***ing up motherf***er's is my game!"

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frogsimmons
11:52AM on 03/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
a lesser extent?
whoops! repost...sorry, gang! argh, it's making me do min. 50 char. i'm so bad i kick my own ass twice a day.
whoops! repost...sorry, gang! argh, it's making me do min. 50 char. i'm so bad i kick my own ass twice a day.
 
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frogsimmons
11:40AM on 03/20/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
a lesser extent?
duuuuude, the human tornado is FUNNIER! dolemite is the shizz, but the human tornado is the bizz.



Dolemite: Jimmy, if a snake were to bite me on my leg, what would you do?



Jimmy: I'd suck the poison out, Dolemite!



Dolemite: Well, Bo! What if a snake were to bite me on my ass?



Bo: I guess you'd be a dead muthafucka!
duuuuude, the human tornado is FUNNIER! dolemite is the shizz, but the human tornado is the bizz.



Dolemite: Jimmy, if a snake were to bite me on my leg, what would you do?



Jimmy: I'd suck the poison out, Dolemite!



Dolemite: Well, Bo! What if a snake were to bite me on my ass?



Bo: I guess you'd be a dead muthafucka!
 
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Abuckley89
11:26PM on 03/19/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I saw rudy ray moore about 2 months ago. he's not in great health anymore. he wa sin one of those automatic wheelchair things and he was almost falling asleep at everything. anyway, fuck this remake.
I saw rudy ray moore about 2 months ago. he's not in great health anymore. he wa sin one of those automatic wheelchair things and he was almost falling asleep at everything. anyway, fuck this remake.
 
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Rukas
11:20PM on 03/19/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
How is Charlie Murphey "a thin, Snoop Dogg-esque pimp?"
How is Charlie Murphey "a thin, Snoop Dogg-esque pimp?"
 
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Agent86
2:21PM on 03/19/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Terrible Idea
There was a rumor a few years about about a Dolemite remake starring LL Cool J that never got off the ground. Hopefully this won't either. This is a lame idea, Rudy Ray Moore IS Dolemite plain and simple. If you want to go ahead and come up with some blaxploitation ripoff movie, go right ahead. I'm all in favor of more blaxploitation. However remaking this is misguided at best.
There was a rumor a few years about about a Dolemite remake starring LL Cool J that never got off the ground. Hopefully this won't either. This is a lame idea, Rudy Ray Moore IS Dolemite plain and simple. If you want to go ahead and come up with some blaxploitation ripoff movie, go right ahead. I'm all in favor of more blaxploitation. However remaking this is misguided at best.
 
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APzombie
1:38PM on 03/19/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
rudy ray moore is dolemaite, nno questions. I love the film and Rudy, i met him once in louisville singing autographs. he could do a damn sequal tomorrow if they gave him cash, hes in great health. :(
rudy ray moore is dolemaite, nno questions. I love the film and Rudy, i met him once in louisville singing autographs. he could do a damn sequal tomorrow if they gave him cash, hes in great health. :(
 
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drexxell
12:21PM on 03/19/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Crickets...?
Never heard of the first movie...can't picture any of the Chappelle guys mentioned above...not sure I care about a remake. Do I hear crickets chirping? Maybe it's the sound of a movie studio flushing their money down the toilet. Either way, YAWN.
Never heard of the first movie...can't picture any of the Chappelle guys mentioned above...not sure I care about a remake. Do I hear crickets chirping? Maybe it's the sound of a movie studio flushing their money down the toilet. Either way, YAWN.
 
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The Postmaster General
11:52AM on 03/19/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Lanky?
I wouldn't describe Charlie Murphy as a thin, snoop dogg-esque pimp looking guy. He's always seemed to have a little weight behind him. Then again, I can only picture him as a talking head.
I wouldn't describe Charlie Murphy as a thin, snoop dogg-esque pimp looking guy. He's always seemed to have a little weight behind him. Then again, I can only picture him as a talking head.