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Natalie 24/7?
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by: Mike Sampson May. 8, 2007

OK, now I'm convinced Hollywood is trying to officially bleed me dry of every single cent I own. First it was all these movies based on crap I loved as a kid (TRANSFORMERS, X-MEN, NANCY DREW...um, strike that last comment from the record) and now it's a video feed of Natalie Portman's life. Yes, you read that correctly: a life cast of Natalie Portman. Tech blog Valleywag is reporting that Portman and her agents are shopping for partners in Silicon Valley to fund a project that would feature "a continuous video feed of her work and personal life." To paraphrase Jim Halpert, congratulations Hollywood, you win. My mind is officially freakin blown. I'll just handover my cash, credit cards and free time and get a comfy chair to sit in for the next couple years while this project unspools (especially if it features stuff like what you see to the right). Am I alone in this? Would anyone else drop some serious cash to see this? It's gotta be better than V FOR VENDETTA, right?

Source: Valleywag

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Racci
12:27PM on 05/09/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Umm, wtf?! I love Natalie etc., but who would she want to do this? Huh, I can't understand. I'd still watch it though. But dunno would I pay to see it...
Umm, wtf?! I love Natalie etc., but who would she want to do this? Huh, I can't understand. I'd still watch it though. But dunno would I pay to see it...
 
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VadersFist501st
8:21PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
SO its kinda like edTV the movie.. accept...natalieTV the real life?
SO its kinda like edTV the movie.. accept...natalieTV the real life?
 
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Mercutio
7:35PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Of course, a "life cast" featuring Joe Don Baker would be better than "V For Vendetta".
Of course, a "life cast" featuring Joe Don Baker would be better than "V For Vendetta".
 
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KcMsterpce
7:11PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
interesting, but freaky
It would be interesting to watch the life of someone that isn't just a big-headed, big tittied bimbo. On the other hand, I wouldn't want the mystique of her intelligence shattered after learning that she's, in actuality, another Hollywood idiot.
It would be interesting to watch the life of someone that isn't just a big-headed, big tittied bimbo. On the other hand, I wouldn't want the mystique of her intelligence shattered after learning that she's, in actuality, another Hollywood idiot.
 
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AnakinSkywalker
6:16PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
UMMM....HELL YEAH!!
why not...i'll pre order the dvd and have fantasies bout her as i play the dvd over and over again...sorry am i sounding too stalkish? then that means i am!!! love u Nat!!!
why not...i'll pre order the dvd and have fantasies bout her as i play the dvd over and over again...sorry am i sounding too stalkish? then that means i am!!! love u Nat!!!
 
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Danger^Cart
5:54PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
beyond retarded
To quote someone much wiser than I, "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."



I was under the impression Natalie was a generally cool, down to earth person, as demonstrated by her hilarious gangsta rap, but after this news I've come to the immediate conclusion she has a God complex the size of the fucking brain tumor in whoever gave this the go-ahead.
To quote someone much wiser than I, "That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."



I was under the impression Natalie was a generally cool, down to earth person, as demonstrated by her hilarious gangsta rap, but after this news I've come to the immediate conclusion she has a God complex the size of the fucking brain tumor in whoever gave this the go-ahead.
 
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Moosem216
5:33PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
yep.
I have to echo both points made by the first strike back way below mine...great news if not a ridiculous rumor, and that is a great photo.
I have to echo both points made by the first strike back way below mine...great news if not a ridiculous rumor, and that is a great photo.
 
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pr_frink
5:14PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Wait
What was wrong with V for Vendetta? I thought it was amazing.
What was wrong with V for Vendetta? I thought it was amazing.
 
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floydtheater07
4:25PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
No way
There is no way that this is true. Natalie Portman is extremely well-known for keeping her private life out of the public eye. I could not see her going for this.
There is no way that this is true. Natalie Portman is extremely well-known for keeping her private life out of the public eye. I could not see her going for this.
 
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drexxell
3:07PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
stupid
Yawn...considering the amount of free porn available, why would I care to pay to watch this crap with the off, off, off super-rare chance that I'll get a glimpse of this bimbo?



Can you say "huge ego"?
Yawn...considering the amount of free porn available, why would I care to pay to watch this crap with the off, off, off super-rare chance that I'll get a glimpse of this bimbo?



Can you say "huge ego"?
 
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annihilist
3:00PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
nice
sounds good to me, as long as they get some intimate shots of her making out with other hot women! =D
sounds good to me, as long as they get some intimate shots of her making out with other hot women! =D
 
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Preston_79
2:58PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I might plunk down some change to see some of that. Natalie Portman sitting silently eating a ham sandwich would be better than V for Vendetta.
I might plunk down some change to see some of that. Natalie Portman sitting silently eating a ham sandwich would be better than V for Vendetta.
 
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x1031x
2:33PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Bullshit.


No way that this is even a remote possibility. It's a joke at best, a ridiculous rumor most likely though.


No way that this is even a remote possibility. It's a joke at best, a ridiculous rumor most likely though.
 
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antoniojvr
2:29PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
I believe that picture came from my deepest fantasies. FAP FAP FAP
I believe that picture came from my deepest fantasies. FAP FAP FAP
 
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JasonAdams
2:15PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
[masturbates furiously]



[masturbates furiously]



 
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autochthonous
2:13PM on 05/08/2007 Add as a friend | MFC profile
Bah!
I'm super hip to this news. And where did that Natalie pic come from?
I'm super hip to this news. And where did that Natalie pic come from?