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Weird Videos: Wii Sexy Time Game Party

02.24.2011

As one of the Geek Chicks, I feel it's my job to warn you when certain technologies might make you vomit or break out into an awkward group orgy.

This is the case with the new Wii game called We Dare. After watching this I felt like I was in need of a shower--not because I needed to cool off because I wanted to wash away the icky feelings. I don't know what the f*ck is going on here. You insert the Wii into your sweaty buttcrack then lay on your best friend's husband's lap and he spanks you as you soar through the rings. I thought they were playing Quidditch for a second, then I realized that the Miis were riding each other sort of like the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

At the end of the video you can click on a random parental code and it will take you to a "sexy" clip. The one I chose had one of the couples getting it on in the other room while the other couple nuzzled their faces against the Wiimote.

Related Tags: joblo, clip, wii, we dare
Extra Tidbit: I saw on G4 that more sexy time games were coming. One of them was a chick doing a lapdance for you. During game play you could use the Wiimote to take off her clothes and touch her special areas.
Source: Badass Digest

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3:15PM on 02/25/2011
I can kind of see what they're going for here, it's like sexy board games for couples, to break the ice, get things moving etc. But I can't help but think it would work better with the Kinnect than the Wiimote.
I can kind of see what they're going for here, it's like sexy board games for couples, to break the ice, get things moving etc. But I can't help but think it would work better with the Kinnect than the Wiimote.
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2:47AM on 02/25/2011
Er . . . that was . . . interesting.
Er . . . that was . . . interesting.
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12:13AM on 02/25/2011
This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.
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10:19PM on 02/24/2011
It's about damn time!
It's about damn time!
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9:19PM on 02/24/2011
I think this is marketed to Charlie Sheen. How does the Wiimote know when you've taken your shirt off? And why don't these people talk when they're playing this game? I guess they're supposed to be doped up on cheap wine, but, still, you'd think they'd be saying something about how fucking weird their game is. I'll still give this a neutral, because I'd probably play it if I'd been drinking enough.
I think this is marketed to Charlie Sheen. How does the Wiimote know when you've taken your shirt off? And why don't these people talk when they're playing this game? I guess they're supposed to be doped up on cheap wine, but, still, you'd think they'd be saying something about how fucking weird their game is. I'll still give this a neutral, because I'd probably play it if I'd been drinking enough.
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7:42PM on 02/24/2011
Ummm.....wtf did I just watch? Is this what we've been warned about technology all this time?
Ummm.....wtf did I just watch? Is this what we've been warned about technology all this time?
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6:38PM on 02/24/2011
Nothing gets me hot and horny like a good Wii. Wait.. Fuck.
Nothing gets me hot and horny like a good Wii. Wait.. Fuck.
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6:09PM on 02/24/2011
Wait, Is this an actual game??? I could've sworn it was one of those stupid parody videos on one of the most overused Wii jokes ever, one that came 5 years too late. Somebody tell me!
Wait, Is this an actual game??? I could've sworn it was one of those stupid parody videos on one of the most overused Wii jokes ever, one that came 5 years too late. Somebody tell me!
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5:34PM on 02/24/2011
That was stupid.......
That was stupid.......
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5:20PM on 02/24/2011
Dumbest thing I've seen in quite some time. They are marketing it to who??? Yes, I clicked on the extra footage and if you notice, most people are giving it a thumbs down on the youtube link. What a colossally bad idea and concept.
Dumbest thing I've seen in quite some time. They are marketing it to who??? Yes, I clicked on the extra footage and if you notice, most people are giving it a thumbs down on the youtube link. What a colossally bad idea and concept.
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4:53PM on 02/24/2011

What. The. Fuck.

Who exactly is the target audience here?
Who exactly is the target audience here?
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